imagine singing in the shower with your favorite singer
we wouldn’t be singing
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
can we just talk about the fact that the TARDIS runs off a star that is in a permanent state of decay
always aging and never dying
now who else does that sound like?
OH GOD… NOPE. DONE.
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this