Tweets
How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin)

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)

fuck.

(via giveit-time)


ixnay-on-the-oddk:

ludfin:

batsbatsbats

I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY

(Source: felinekin)

I’m gonna lead my own Decepticons! With blackjack! And hookers!!!
Starscream, probably. (via teroknortailor)

(Source: truedecepticonleader)

the first three words you see are what you want in life

arithefangirl:

mydreamworldisyoutube:

far-benmeer:

bukakkemonogatari:

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Hentai
Handjob
Beauty

Well….

Anal
Booty
Gay
XDDD

Gay Fanfics
Pokemon
Money

Booty
Seal
Waifu

(Source: gelboorus)


Nvr 4git

(Source: constructionpaperandtears)

everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back
(via kxthleen)

allonsy-billy:

adorability:

acidpunch:

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

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Exactly

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

(Source: eclipset)